Thursday, June 17, 2010

f.u. b.p. shareholders! or FUCK YOU british petroleum shareholders! for you non-acronym usin' peeps

i hope this post doesn't come off as an angry rant towards the subjects in the title. i am a dirty nicaraguan sailor in the mouth. i cuss when i talk & i cuss when i write too. please don't take all the fuck bombs as a sign of anger or ignorance. i'm sure to be looking at this from a very myopic point of view, but i welcome comments & hate mail.

for the past week or so i've been hearing/reading about b.p. investors' gripes on how the "obama administration has been using b.p. as a political football", "[president] obama is beating up on b.p. to score political points for the upcoming mid-term elections", one english investor even had the fucking balls to say that the people in the gulf coast will be compensated, but who would compensate the investors whose dividends will be suspended for the rest of the year?!?!?!?!? really! come on! who'll save us from not getting our oil money checks?!?!

FUCKING JEEBUS CHRIST! cry me a fucking oily river, won't you!?!

now, i do understand that these are not all fat cats collecting million £ [pound] checks, driven to the bank by chauffeurs in rolls royces & munchin' on grey poupon sammiches or whatever the fuck. there are some retirees who make a meager living off of their retirement checks, whilst chomping on fish & chips. aaaand! there are even some old folks here in the ol' u. s. of a. whose retirement checks come from funds that have invested in b.p..

what gets me all fucking in a tissy is that these little cry babies are all blaming the united states government [yes, the obama administration] for being oh, so, mean to british petroleum inc..

if there was a whale of a gusher jizzin' all that tejas gold on the white, sandy shores of the united kingdom, they'd be callin' for the guillotine on whichever "american" company c.e.o. was at fault for fucking shit up. & i'm sure there would be some cry baby american investors who'd be huffin' & puffin' about their fallin' stock prices as well.

some of these chicken shit motherfuckers say that they depend on their dividend checks to buy groceries & just get by. well, maybe you shouldn't have invested in a company that makes its money by suckin' up the dead corpses of ancient critters in mile deep waters to support your golden years.

i know! i know! "but subcomandante! most these people don't actually invest in b.p. directly. they are part of retirement funds that invest a bunch of old people's $ in b.p. & whatever other stock seems to be profitable". well, then their fucking beef is w/the retirement fund administrator or w/b.p.'s upper management for puttin' profits over the safety of their employees & their responsibility as stewards of this fucking earth.

alls i'm sayin' is that the obama administration, whether you agree w/their politics or not, is looking out for the interests/safety of its citizens. b.p. is a foreign owned corporation that is being allowed to drill on OUR coasts, for OUR oil, sell it back to US & through this ass backwards deal become one of the RICHEST companies in the F.U.C.K.I.N.G! world.

so, i'm sooooo sorry that for 6 months you won't be gettin' your fucking checks! but there are motherfuckers from the gulf coast who are breathing toxic fumes, cleaning up gobs of nasty ass oil, not going along w/their usual business of fishin'/shrimpin' or whatever it is they do. there's wild life covered in the nasty shit we burn inside our engines. there are marshes that will take who knows how many fucking years to recover from this mess.

i'm sure all those people/birds/fish would <3 their lives back too.

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